Novel? Book? Story?

STEPHEN KING IS MY HERO! (I wonder if he'd tell me his middle name if i asked) Well, not really but he is an inspiration... you know writing those huge fat books and just carrying two from the library to alyssas house was difficult... Anyhow. Lately ive been wanting to write a book, but i have no clue what it would be about, so to satisfy my writers itch, i started this blog. Ive always written alot, ever since i can remember... i wrote some stories... one is called 'our cottage'. its a few pages long. I dont remember how old i was when i wrote it, but not that old. Its so painfully innocent and unrealistic that id never let anyone read it.But it came from ym imagination. Instead of just thinking about it, it kind of fell out of my head onto paper in neon pink, orange and purple ink (I had a thing for colored pens back then) Maybe thats what i need. Bright colored pens... hmmm.... Maybe my brain falls asleep when i write with pencil or pen or type on the computer or my typewriter because its so boring. I write in journals alot too, i have volumes recording my life...yikes. I could write a book about me growing up and everything lol. See who would read that. haha. man what would i write about... it would be more about my friends and me... he see if you guys would read a book about this stuff (see if you even remember some of it) Theres alot so...~
Me and ashley switching shoes (and forgetting to switch back), bowling incidents, Finding Nemo, escalators at the mall, throwing sharpies, shopping ("You guys cant spend 15 minutes looking at underwear!"-ashley), alyssa and ashley kidnapping my duckie, all my lovely fish that died (Andre, odesssa, adrian, sade, shane, sushi, tank, and lincoln) me and ahsleys love of sharpies, getting high of sharpies, my "first last day of school" (and other days before it), fighting with my dadd, my one alive fish (Delta rae, I LOVE YOU), my messy room, my PINK CONVERSE SHOES, my mortal enemy Rebecca Helen Dudden, Batman is NOT a superhero, ties, rain, FOOD, air guitar at night, onamatopoeia, Huuuuuuuubberrr, eatign sardines out of a can with my grandpa when i was little, eating caviar with my other grandpa when i was older, Christmas! ("Well, I Believed in santa!" -me), Ramona Rocks!, broken hearts, my awesome friends (THAT WOULD BE YOU!), Yard sales (be brave alyssa!), my brother Levi, my doll my mum made me, my other doll my mum made me, my aardvark-dog my mum made me, I hate winter, waving out car windows is fun, why is my CD player alarm set for midnight, im a master manipulator, your mom loves me, i love your dad (lol ashley), fake cigarettes while brainstorming for an anti drugs and smoking retreat, monikaism (its nothign guys. it doesnt exist) ashleys page-long yearbook signing, Mr rapp, Mr Macnaught ("He HAS a baby, and it NOT YOURS!"-ashley), walkign in the rain at 3 am with my best friend in out PJs, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, forgettign abotu the baby monitor, WHY DOES THE VOLUME KEEP GOING UP?!, crying, hugs, Adam Sandler (HE IS MINE!), Johnny Depp,
sleeping on the beach (with a blanket stolen from the hotel room), running away, garbage trucks, icecream trucks, kissing all the guys in first grade, stealing stuff in kindergarten, being homeschooled, The Blue Chair, The Great American Two, possessed gremlins, collages, dancing in the road, waving to the mexicans, hitchhiking to NYC, babysitting the teethign one-year-old monster, running aroudn with her blankie (aka mine)
around my neck and a tiara or bucket on my head, graffiti, my orange bed, getting high while painting my orange bed, my old house, my old church, YG, being shy, softball then and now, forts in the woods, nicknames, beating up people, getting beat up, chocolate.....
funness. the autobiography of monika. would you read it? lol. have anything to add?

Love and HUGS
~Monika

An Announcement

I want to say this right now before I type anything else, because i havent said this yet.
I am a christian/ I go to a great baptist church in my itty-bitty town, where i have some awesome friends ( i love you guys :-) ) Ive gone to church my whole life (The first time i went to church: A month and 6 days after i was born). Ive been saved since i was little, and i was baptized last year. I just realize that sometimes im not as open about it as i should be, so i wanted to tell you all right now (just in case theres anybody that didnt know already)

Love~
M

Do I LOOK like the flippin cook?

Ok, maybe an underpaid one. Today was a very 'bum' day. You know the ones where you dont want to get dressed (after you drag yourself out of bed veerry late) and you really dont see the point. After all there isnt a whole lot of day left. Not like you would be able to find anything to wear anyway. And when you finally do get dressed (if at all) its in baggy clothes and slippers.
And i swear if i take care of my siblings any more than i do ill turn into thier mom. Im already to the point where when i move out (besides throwing a huge party), ill meet this really nice guy (or already be going out with a really nice guy or something. I dont know how he got there but he is lol). Now picture this. Were at a really nice restaurant. And talking about our future or something. And he mentions kids. And i will throw my plate of spagetti at him. And when most of the noodles fall off, and he opens his eyes, ill throw my purse at him. And leave him sputtering in shock through spagetti sauce.

10.....more......zzzzz

Yesterday i got up at like... 10;30... and then i wandered around in my half-asleep-never-wanted-to-get-up stage, and then i ate a peach, and thne i got online, and then i went up to my mom and i was like. I want to go to the library. and i was going to walk but she drove me down the hill so i didnt have to walk the whole way. and so i stopped at the gracoery store and got my self some diet mountain dew, which tastes so icky when its flat... like sugar water or something. And i got some candy for my lunch, and some gum for after. And then, i went to alyssas house, and then we walked to the library. and it started to rain, and i like rain, but alyssa doesnt. but since this is a small town, theres lots of trees and such, so we were okay. and then we went in the library and i dropped my coat thingie but i didnt want to go back and pick it up so i left it there.lol. Man this must be the most boring post in the whole world ever. so, i got 2 stephen king books because hes awesome. im alrady like a quarter of the way through on, called 'The Dark Half' and its splendidly done. I wrote an entry last night but its very long and i have to type it up yet. Its lists of all this tsuff i remember and writing a biography or an autobiography or whatever, and stephen king, and such. Ill write it after i clean my room i think, either then or tonight. so check back and see. *smiles* But since i was up in the wee hours of the morning reading stephen king, (i finally had to stop when i was fallign asleep reading... i wonde rif thats like falling asleep driving, maybe a character form a stephen king book will come and kill you if you fall asleep in it....oh man. (maybe i could write a book about that...)) i was just like 10 more minutes, 10 more minutes.... and then when i was waking up i was like 10 more minutes... 10 more minutes.... and i got up in the late hours of the morning lol. So im going to go watch Die Hard With A Vengance, (Bruce willis!) and clean up my room, and get rid of all the clothes i dont wear anymore (all of them! hahaha)
and then be back sometime later.

Love you!

Yawd Sale

Today I went yard-sale-ing. It was fun. I have one of ashleys shoes, and she has one of mine. So i wandered all of my leetle town today with two different shoes on. One guys was like "Nice shoes!!" he was one of those older scary types that you wouldnt want to be your dadd. And one lady, she was like "Nice shoes. thats great. Im glad people feel the freedom to be able to to these things now. its definitely a fashion statement." i was like... thanks... and i bought three movies form her. Jurassic Park, Die Hard with a Vengence, and... i forgot. something with Kevin Bacon. And hes so creepy looking i had to get it. His movies freak me out. I dont want to talk about it anymore caus eit bring back memories of a wierd incident at the superbowl. and i am going to go watch one of those movies, so i wont write much longer. I know i know i disnt write yesterday but i had nothing to write. so. and i had all these bunches of stuff to write today but i forgot them. whoopsie. just ASHLEY I HAVE YOUR SHOE HOSTAGE AND YOU MUST PAY RANSOM IN THE AMOUNT OF ONE RIGHT-FOOT HOT PINK AND BLACK CONVERSE MESH WEAPON RE-ISSUE SHOE!!!! *muahahaha* *runs away with ashleys shoe.

All Dolled Up

Its one of those days when you get up and you feel like getting all dolled up in a nice outfit and do your hair and everything, even though you have nowhere to go (except the demolition derby at the fair). you just feel like looking nice. *smiles*

BATMAN IS A WANNABE. He is not a real superhero. Think about it. If he somehow heard that someone across the US, or even across the city, was in trouble (seeing as he cant sense it like superman) hes have to take a plane or something to get there and help them. What kind of superhero-ness is that. Read about it in Alyssa's blog http://www.wihnce.blogspot.com, and Becky's blog http://www.pbandfluff215.blogspot.com.

now i shall go and work on a picture for this blog in photoshop.

Love~
Monika

A Time of Self-Discovery

GUESS WHAT! guess what i discovered about myself today!!!!! ready?? I have a freckle on the back of one of my legs! I didnt know that! I shall call him.... fred. Oh man now all my other freckles are going to get jealous cause they dont have names... How do you tell a girl freckle from aguy freckle? Can freckles be gay? Why are some freckles darker than other freckles? Are they different races? Why do you have freckles? If Michael Jackson was black and he ended up white, could you get rid of freckles? IS MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY JUST A GIANT FRECKLE?!?
whoa... you learn something new every day. And every time you learn something new theres a bunch of questions to go along with it. Got answers? Let me know, okay? thankies!

whoa look... im on TV

hmm nobody has commented since the 9th. perhaps nobody reads this. or perhaps nobody likes what i write. oh well i suppose i understand.
So, i dont really have anythign to write. Im back home, where things are as usual, grumpy people, me getting in trouble, the baby, dishes... you know i wonder how that managed to survive with me being gone as long as i was. My fish even lived, they remember to feed it.
You know i almost expected to come home and find mountains of dishes and food out everywhere and the floor not swept or vacuumed and everyones bodies laying around all rotting and such. but they werent. so. I have to continue to deal with them. and all the chores nobody else can do but they somehow did while i was gone. Maybe they hired someone!!!! i should install video cameras.So i can see. and then i can come home and olivia will be like "i cccaaanntt doo the disshheess" and ill be like 'well then, how did you do them while i was gone???' and she'll just stare at me 'h-h-how did you kn-n-now that??" and i can just laugh evilly. *grins*
i think my family should be on TV. Like the Osbournes. Cameras all over in our house. i think people would die laughing. And our show would be on forever and our producers wouldnt let us leave for college and such. So wed all eventually kill each other (and the whole world would see) and then wed win an award for 'best show ending'. whoopie. i cant wait.
Lets see if the cameras were on right now, theyd see me, sitting in here ont he computer in my PJs all not-showered-yet. Hannah freaking out cause the farriers coming, my mom yelling for my sister to get out of the shower, my sitting trying to put the comics back together, my brothers whining about something, and Levi being the wonderful baby that he is. Now tell me you wouldnt watch that show. like it would be showing us fighting and such, then show the baby laying there, then show somebody else fighting, then go to the baby, and then other people fighting, and then the baby..... and then eventually itd be all of us watching ourselves on tv... and the baby laying there, us watching tv, the baby...
i will shut up now, im getting a little carried away.

*falls off chair*

 I want a guy that- can take my breath away, will love me forever, and lookes good in tight flar/boot cut jeans. Not to mention has an awesome smile and the best arms ever,...
 
guess WHAT. I GOT A TABLE DANCE!!! from.... THE DAVID PICHETTE! You dont have a clue who David Pichette is you say?
Well, point your little mouse here and click. No, dont be a smart-you-know-what and left click just to mock me.
http://www.emersondrive.com/page145.htm
And now you may say, well, now i know who david pichette is monika, but  he's ugly! well, you have got to see him in real life. up close, like, standing on the chair next to you playing violin and the dancing. and its like. whoa. he is one pretty guy. with great arms. and an awesome smile. and he can really play fiddle  there. i was like. wow.
 and BRAD. eyes and bum. beautiful. lol. He has the shaggy, in your eyes hair, and hes the lead singer of Emerson Drive, (The band i went to see last night). and... he is awesome too. Him and david, man i didnt know who to watch!
 
Ill shut up now lol *duct tapes mouth shut* *dances around the house*

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you know that little line, thats like a quarter of an inch tall (man i wonder exactly how tall it is. Ill have to measure.) on a blank screen. its like... heeelllooo TYPE something so im not just SITTING here... i think it likes travelling  across the screen, even though theres not much to see... i think it blinks because it has lots of energy. you type and its like lalala and when you het enter a bunch of times and go down the screen its like
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wwwhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
and its so happy, you just cant see it smilin because its so thin. make your little lne happy and TYPE! :-D
 
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the many nicknames of monika

• moni
• moca
• mo mo
• smokeyka (dont ask, i dont know lol)
• nik
• mommyka
• mo
• mona (I think somebody called me this once)
• nika
• muffin (lylas cupcake!)

pink one lol. people dont seem to like to call me monika so go ahead and call me whatever. And to think that my mom named me Monika because she didnt think anybody could make a nickname out of it.

love-

me!

The Ride

 I havent been on a horse in over a year. The significance of this was i went on a trail ride today. and MY BUM HURTS. saddle sore lol. this supports my motto- "save a horse ( which is really save my bum), ride a cowboy" *wink*
 lol there was this guy at the barn names John. He was outside hosing off dressage poles or something, and my aunt was in the tack room. I was in the banr on the hay wagon. when my aunt came out, i got down and walked over  and told her "I have hay in my pants". She looked at me funny.  "I was sitting on the hay wagon!!" may aunt was like "suuuuree geez i turn my back for just a few minutes and you have a fling with John!" Thats when i put on my 'im so innocent' look. *winks again*
 You know what i noticed abotu coming here? My brian just dies. I dont think about anything. I dont even order my own food ( i just get whatever my aunt orders). I dont care what we do (but my aunt is so awesome we have fun no matter what),  i dont care what time it is, nothing. I come here for a mind vacation. the only things i worry about are what im gonna get yelled at  for when i get home, and whether or not i should be helping my aunt more. I cant help it. I dont even talk.
I just turn into a zombie. it feels good too.
 im leaving with my phsyco zombie mind now, im beat (and my bum hurts lol).
 
-M

Aussi's are so funny!

 
Sherrie Austin (at the concert)
 
she started out the concert with-
"I heard the locals were pretty freindly, but my front stage looks pretty empty... a little tight on the wallet eh? Nobody got me a beer!"
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After introducing her female fiddler, the only other girl in the band.
"Its nice to have another chick on the bus, as you can imagine. This way, we can both complain about the toilet seat problem. We both go and confront the guys about it, and you know what they say? ' well, theres more of us, so why dont you guys put the seat UP??' our response- 'ew! we dont want to touch it!"
 
the concert was awesome :-) Blake Shelton was very cute and funny , as was expected, and i read through most or Diamond Rios concert, except for "One more day", when i got chills and i was almost crying....
 

Can You Feel It?

 What on earth is love anyway...
 I wonder, what is love like when you get older? Can you feel it? so many of the adults i see treat love more like a duty.  Like theres no feeling associated with it. Maybe there isnt. Maybe "falling in love" is just finidng someone you can stand who will treat you halfway decent. When your cell rings and you look and see that its your boyfriend, your response shouldnt be 'damn'. At least i dont think so. This may sound dumb, but on "A Wedding Story", there was this one episode, where they had an awesome couple. Neither one was perfect, but they brought out the best in each other. They loved being around each other, they made each other happy. There was physical contact, not three miles between them. They were just getting married because of the reasons i said before, because they could stand each other and treated each other halfway decent, there was something there. I think they felt it. I know, when i find somebody, i want to see him, and know how lucky i am. when he smiles that way, i want to feel it. ive felt it before, i know its possible, i just dotn want to 'grow out of it'. I dont ever want to be too mature to feel love. And if i dont feel it, then i dont think its there. Can you feel it? And the guy that i find someday, i want him to love me too, and feel it. I want to get old and still be holding hands. A lady in church told me and some friends all abotu guys a little while ago. "When youre dating, guys are like hunters" she said. "They hunt you down, they tell you youre beautiful, they open doors, they buy you things. But once they say "i do", once youre thiers, once they walk otu that door *pffft* they did thier work. Keep 'em dating for your life. at leats four or five years." Ive never reall wanted to get married, because thats what im afriad of. Of course, it depends on what God has in store for me, and i just have to wait and see what happens, but ill be scared out of my mind that thats going to happen. That itll just die. That we wont care about spending time with each other, we wont comliment each other, we wont help each other. We wont feel anything. I want an intense life. intense fear, love, whatever.  and i want to feel it. i want to feel him holding me tight, i want to feel it in my heart, and i want to know without a doubt that its there. And i want him to feel the same way.Its going to be hard to find someone like that, but i hope someday i will. And ive got plenty of time. Ive got plenty of patience too, and im going to wait until its perfect, or i know that you just dont feel when you get older.
 
 
(I dont know how this will sound to all of you reading it...)
 

I Love Sleeping on the Couch

 ow. sunburn. i dont usually burn, let alone enough for it to hurt, so sim sitting here with my sleeves rolled up. Im more burned on one side than the other, its kind of funny. But why the heck do you wanna hear about my sunburn? (lol i typed 'see' instead of 'hear'). lets see... today i sat on my bum all day, except  when i was in the shower. The day went by so quick, ive never had such a fast day of nothingness. And i like... whoa brainfeeze, kid just died on CSI :-(. I was saying, I liek my aunts shampoo (but not as much as yours cupcake!). All my aunts cats are so friendly, they have such personality, its awesome. my cats are just blah, while hers are like
'TA- DAAAA! its ME! PET ME PET ME PET ME! oh MAN! i JUST met you but i LOVE you!!!!!' and BAM theyre all over you. The attention is so great, its like theyre your best friend. When my aunt was at work, i was talking to them, talking to the bird, talking to malachi (my long-haired german shepherd dog friend) even talking to the fish. It was great. they LISTEN. Hold on, ive gotta pee.
 okay. not only did i go to the bathroom, but i drank all but an inch of a bottle of water! And i dotn know what to write. writers block sucks. lalala. I know. I shall write the stupidest story you have ever heard.
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Once upon a time, there was agirl who really liked Dr. Pepper. One day, she went to get a drink of it, and opened a new 2-liter. She looked under the cap and it said- "YOU WIN! VIPER!!"
she had won a Spiderman Viper! She was SO happy! When the car came,she drove it everywhere. When the Senior Superlatives came out, she got the one for Best Car.A few months before graduating, she noticed someone parked on Main Street. A guy, who looked a little older than her, walked out and got into his car. Which was a brand new black Viper. she saw him around her little town a few more times. she got invited to this party, and saw the Viper parked outside. she had a great time at the party and got to know the guy with the Viper. After a week, they were going out. After she graduated, they ran away in her Viper. They stayed in hotels as they travelled across the country. One mornign she woke up, and he was gone, with her car. (and he heart)
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there you go. the paragraph long stupid story lol. actually , it should be more than one paragraph but i was to lazy.
 
I havent achieved my goal for the summer yet that was given to me by a guy friend. My Mission; Get drunk. I kinda think he wanted to be there when i was though.
lol i dont know where that came from... i had a wierd dream about himt he other night though, maybe thats it.
 You know, i can type without looking. its pretty cool.
im going to bed now. ( I love sleepin on the couch. If you sink down in the cushions its like a big hug)

Hey Y'all

 
Four taco supremes, hours in the van, and some new clothes later, im in rochester, its 12;47 in the morning, and its very hard to type with fake nails. The concert is today, and i cant wait. my hair will be blue and ill blech it more. and ill get an awesome tan. i can type no more. tomorrow, you shall get the concert story and whatever else i come up with.
 
love ya!

The Dot That Got Lost in Cyberspace

(inspired by Alyssa)

There once was a little dot known as the Period. He was invented way back when writing as we know it came to be. He was a mere speck on a page, but he took great pride in his job. He would brag to the Comma, and all the other Punctuation Marks, that he had the most important job of them all. It was gis job to show when a snetence was done, so the next sentence would know when to start and not get confused. Because, you know, that could turn into a big mess, sentences getting confused and going everywhere running into each other and such. Until, one day, IMing was invented. "Another place to show off my skill!" thought the little dot. But, he soon realized he was in trouble. You see, when people send IMs, each sentence gets it very own line. Theres no way for them to get confused. The Period wasnt used that much at all. And when people got used to not using him (because most of thier typing time is IMing) he showed up less in emails and such. And people got more excited and confused, because ! and ? are used so much more now. Now, he's floating around cyperspace, jumping in the few places he's needed (well, most of the time he does, sometimes peopel dont push the key hard enough). The Comma is now the most loved (or at least subconsciously used) Punctuation Mark. But he doesnt brag, he saw what happened to the Period and he doesnt want that to happen to him! So, little dot, wherever you are, know that we still love you!

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I'd like to bring to all of your attention this potentially stressful disease.

-Babysitters Trauma-
Babysitters Trauma, also known as BT, occurs when a babysitter, catching a fleeting glimpe of herself, in a window or mirror, on her way by while chasing a baby, sees her reflection and realizes that she looks like the kids mom.
Watch For- cheese doodle power, pudding, sauce, or other food on your clothes (from attemptin to feed the kid(s)), messed up hair, drool on your clothes (from the baby(s)).
Treatment- Most cases can be cured with a hot shower or bath, and fresh clothes, as soon as possible. In severe repeating cases, a vacation may be needed as well. The Babbysitter may also vow to never have kids.

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Now im off to have some immense fun, ill see all of you Thursday with some more stories!

*hugs computer*

Ill miss you guys!

GOING GOING GONE

Im goin away and im leaving today... well, tomorrow actually. Today in... like 14 minutes.
goin away do do do do do do

now. The bad news. I will not have access to a computer until thursday (WHEN I AM GOING TO SEE SPIDERMAN 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Saturday i will be shopping, then selling dogfood. Sunday, i will be rocking my socks off and screaming my brains out (I know hard to imagine) at a concert. Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, i will be running around rochester having the best time of my summer. Good news again. I will be taking my million year old laptop and typing blog entries. So you will get to read about the dot that got lost in cyperspace and vipers (like the car). Bad news- i wont be able to put it online til thursday. BUT you will get entrie for the days i wasnt here! SO dont despair! (like you were anyway). You can just sit there and jump up and down excitedly while waiting for me to come back thursday :-)!

Love;
Yours Truly;
Monika

THE EVIL BABYSITTER MONIKA!!!!!!

Things you should know about when I babysit (so there are no surprises)

- I will go through all the cupboards in your kitchen
- If you say i can eat whatever i want, i will
- If you say i can use the computer, i will
- If you have cable, THE TV WILL BE ON THE WHOLE TIME
- If you say i can make long-distance calls on your cellphone, i will ( you never said they couldnt be crank calls)
- Im sorry, but if you leave your really sexy, strappy heels out, im going to try them on, even if they're too small
- Dont worry, your kid will get plenty of sleep
- If your kid doesnt eat everything on thier plate, ill finish it for them
- If they wont stop crying, i will lay in the middle of the floor with my hands over my head
- It doesnt matter when you pay me, weekly or daily, just as long as you do
- I have been known to scoop a blob of chocolate pudding off the floor with a cheese doodle
- If you have security cameras in your house, i wont come
- I will run around the house with a tiara (or a bucket on my head for a hat) if your kid wants me to (thats why i dont want security cameras)
- im sorry if your house is a mess, i try to pick up some of my wreckage
- im sorry if i corrupt your kids mind
- i hate changing diapers, but i do anyway
- if im in a really good mood (or just really bored) ill do your dishes (and even put them away, seeing as ive been through your cabinets and i know where everything is)
- i bet theyll have fun

Love, The Babysitter, Monika

PS- its all true
PPS- i could prolly make this list a whole lot longer

The People That Could See

Heres a story i found at 1:30 last night (well, this morning) in one of my notebooks from when i was little.

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Once a long, long time ago, everyone was blind. It was dangerous, yet in some ways safe. Each person made thier own things, however they could or wanted. No one could hunt wild animals or shoot things. Then all animals (even cows, horses, sheep, everything!) were safe because no one ate meat. No one cut thier hair. People got married by the sound of each others voice, girls' voices were soft. The softer the voice, the more boyfriends she would have. Boys voices should have been deep and brave sounding. The deepest man and the softest girl voice were made king and queen. For instance: At the beginning of time they put the Deepest and the Softest on thrones in a palace. As soon as one dies, they quickly found a new Deepest or Softest. Well, one day the Deepest and Softest had twins. A girl, and a boy. There was a celebration because twins (mostly a boy and a girl) were VERY special. Every pair had become the Deepest and the Softest. But there was something special about these twins. The boy was not deep voiced and the girl was not soft. They ran around without bumping into anything. They began talking about how things were red orange yelloe green blue and purple, the first colors in the world. Now of course the parents were mad! How could these children talk like this! They called a meeting. Why would children talk like this unless they could see something besides blackness? they asked each other. Finally, they decided to test them. "What does this bug look like?" they asked after catching a big beetle. "Why, he's black" said the boy! "With yellow spots and a red head!!" added the girl. They had planned two other tests. They said "Go catch an animal! Make light! Heat our teepees!!" "Fine" was the twins reply. Since they could see they had seen wildfires burning over the hills. They had three days to complete the test. Girl twin went to get some fire in a pot and Boy twin went to kill an animal.

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and it just kind of stops. I never finished. I bet Girl twin and Boy twin were successful though, and everyone respected them. I hope they didnt have any kids though, seeing as thier brother and sister you know.... yikes. I bet the people just suddenly started having bunches of not blind kids, or Boy and Girl Twin both married and blind person and the not-blind gene was dominate.... But my young little mind didnt catch a few problems with the story... how would the people want light? How could they know what seeing was? I think it makes an interesting little story though... dont know where the inspiration for it came from, in fact, i dont ever remember writing it, i was just going through my old notebook and i was like "whats this??". So, whatd you think?

zzzzzz... huh?

I had a really wierd dream last night.

I dreamed I was married to my aunts boyfriend (a guy i dont even like). It was our wedding night. All of a sudden, theres a baby. Who will NOT stop crying. And im wishing i never got married, because the guy i just married is gone someplace and he doesnt care. And, we have to live in my room, which is a big mess.

I woke up and decided that the cause of this very odd dream is the fact that i read a whole parenting magazine before i went to sleep last night. *shrugs*

The End

rain, making dinner, and the festivities afterwards

The Dinner Chronicles of Monika

first, i opened the can of tuna, went to drain it,and got squirted with tuna juice.
then, i went to dump the can in the bowl, and it flew out of my hand across the counter. After i safely got the tuna in the bowl and disposed of the can, i opened the refrigerator to get the mayonaisse. The cottage cheese fell out. Then i dropped the loaf of bread that i was carrying. I did manage to get the celery salt out of the cupboard without incident, which was nice. I was like cringing when i opened the door, expecting the oil or the baking powder to fall out on me.
and then, i made sandwhiches.

after dinner, there was a torrential downpour, that i went and stood in until it let up.
and i got soaked. and i loved it! Rain is one of the most awesome things in the world.

after dinner. (i knew how to write that in french, but i forgot)
my dadd was picking on me, so i went to take recyclables out to the curb (the joy of trash days) he was picking on me, so i walked in with my wet shoes and sqeaked across his newly mopped floor. so he was like, "well, two can play THAT game" and he ran out front with my wristband that was laying around, and he threw it in the road. so i walked out to get it, and stood in the road, even though i was fully aware there was a car coming (children, do not try this at home) and the next thing i know, the car is slowing down and riving down the left side of the road, right towards me. so i skeedadled pretty quick out of the road, then turned around and waved at the guy who just threatened to run me over, who happened to be my neighbors sisters husband.

now, im going to lay in bed, and hope i dont like fall out or anything.
and i will be up sometime tomorrow, aorund 9 lol.

i miss my 2 pizza husbands :-( they cant be replaced
and to the people who didnt get invited to the wedding, im sorry, it was very spur of the moment, you see we met each other that evening. It was just love at first sight! im sorry!

sleeping conspiracy

I think my family has made it a rule that 'Monika cannot sleep past 9 something'. I havent slept past nine-something in forever. Thats not cool. My dadd was tired the other day, and he slept til one thirty! and he went to bed earlier than I do on a good night!
Thats poo. especially since i have to work so hard to fall asleep.
I had the best dream last night though! I dreamed i could touch my toes! it was so great!
i was going to write something else, but it seems to have gotten away from me. So ill write about whatever comes to mind. Such as....
BRITISH PEOPLE!! i think theyre awesome. all of europe is awesome. I want to go live over there someday. wouldnt that be great? if you go and look up the forecast for London, its like the same every day. partly cloudy or rainy, and not below 50 degrees and not about 70. I think thats so awesome! i heard people fromt here are more serious and depressed and such though. my mum says its because the sun doesnt shine that much. Ill have to go see. I have a mission now.
lets see what else.... this is far to short to just end so.....
I was going to write something about something i got in trouble for, but i dont want a certain somebody to read this then yell at me.
Im BORED. I have nothing to write (i did, honest, but i forgot!) so im supposing ill shut up...
Since mostly people i know read this, heres a pic of my ever-so-cute baby brother!




He's even cuter in real life. :-)

Ill shut up now!

I love you, pizza

I married my pizza today. I wanted to know what being married felt like. so, i gave my pizza a face, declared my love, gave him a kiss, then ate him. And he was good.
But then, i was sad, because the love of my life was gone. so, i found another one, and repeated the proscess. And it was good.
*smiles*

POP QUIZ! Well, not really, but there are questions involved!

Hey y'all, its me again! And since i know some people have actually been reading this, im going to try and write stuff thats worthwhile! I love you guys! *hugs computer*
Now.
I have realized lately that ive been sort of collecting questions. (My bestest bud ashley has been helping). Some of the ones ive gotten so far-
- Where do seashells come from?
- can you get AIDS from a rock? (after discussing this with various people, yes, you can)
- are shoelaces digestable?
- well, if thats your cousin, where are his pants?
- can i have a peice of your coke? (as in the soda)

stuff like that. real questions, questions from movies, questions that people ask but mess up on (people do that alot). questions are so funny! and there are so many of them!
since i just started, and i just realized that i started (it seems my mind was ahead of my uh... mind lol) i dont have that many. so im enlisting your help. I want anyone who reads this to think of a question, ANY QUESTION. and add a comment(you can comment as anonymous) with your question. Im just tryong to get alot, and youll see how fun it is.
it just makes you think alot too......

Micah? Levi? Revelation???

Its a brand new day.... whoopie lol. and you know what? I found a bunch of litlle scraps of stuff ive written on shreds of paper when i was cleaning my room last night. (it was a cleaning frenzy night). I have to get it all together and go throught it and see if theres anything thats any good, some are movie quotes, some are songs, and theres actual songs and stuff that ive written, and just stuff that ive written. theres one page called
'i want' and ill prolly put that in. I'd go get it right now, but im watching my 2 week, 4 day old brother, Micah levi, fondly know by me as Levi. Because Micah sounds like what little kids call me because they cant pronounce my name. And my parents wont let me call him Revelation.
Woohooo i cant wait for July 11th! Concert at the racetrack in rochester by the best radio station in the world, WBEE, and i really wish i could get it way out here :-(. But i love going to all thier awesome concerts and talking to their awesome people!