Do I LOOK like the flippin cook?

Ok, maybe an underpaid one. Today was a very 'bum' day. You know the ones where you dont want to get dressed (after you drag yourself out of bed veerry late) and you really dont see the point. After all there isnt a whole lot of day left. Not like you would be able to find anything to wear anyway. And when you finally do get dressed (if at all) its in baggy clothes and slippers.
And i swear if i take care of my siblings any more than i do ill turn into thier mom. Im already to the point where when i move out (besides throwing a huge party), ill meet this really nice guy (or already be going out with a really nice guy or something. I dont know how he got there but he is lol). Now picture this. Were at a really nice restaurant. And talking about our future or something. And he mentions kids. And i will throw my plate of spagetti at him. And when most of the noodles fall off, and he opens his eyes, ill throw my purse at him. And leave him sputtering in shock through spagetti sauce.