rain, making dinner, and the festivities afterwards

The Dinner Chronicles of Monika

first, i opened the can of tuna, went to drain it,and got squirted with tuna juice.
then, i went to dump the can in the bowl, and it flew out of my hand across the counter. After i safely got the tuna in the bowl and disposed of the can, i opened the refrigerator to get the mayonaisse. The cottage cheese fell out. Then i dropped the loaf of bread that i was carrying. I did manage to get the celery salt out of the cupboard without incident, which was nice. I was like cringing when i opened the door, expecting the oil or the baking powder to fall out on me.
and then, i made sandwhiches.

after dinner, there was a torrential downpour, that i went and stood in until it let up.
and i got soaked. and i loved it! Rain is one of the most awesome things in the world.

after dinner. (i knew how to write that in french, but i forgot)
my dadd was picking on me, so i went to take recyclables out to the curb (the joy of trash days) he was picking on me, so i walked in with my wet shoes and sqeaked across his newly mopped floor. so he was like, "well, two can play THAT game" and he ran out front with my wristband that was laying around, and he threw it in the road. so i walked out to get it, and stood in the road, even though i was fully aware there was a car coming (children, do not try this at home) and the next thing i know, the car is slowing down and riving down the left side of the road, right towards me. so i skeedadled pretty quick out of the road, then turned around and waved at the guy who just threatened to run me over, who happened to be my neighbors sisters husband.

now, im going to lay in bed, and hope i dont like fall out or anything.
and i will be up sometime tomorrow, aorund 9 lol.

i miss my 2 pizza husbands :-( they cant be replaced
and to the people who didnt get invited to the wedding, im sorry, it was very spur of the moment, you see we met each other that evening. It was just love at first sight! im sorry!