THE EVIL BABYSITTER MONIKA!!!!!!

Things you should know about when I babysit (so there are no surprises)

- I will go through all the cupboards in your kitchen
- If you say i can eat whatever i want, i will
- If you say i can use the computer, i will
- If you have cable, THE TV WILL BE ON THE WHOLE TIME
- If you say i can make long-distance calls on your cellphone, i will ( you never said they couldnt be crank calls)
- Im sorry, but if you leave your really sexy, strappy heels out, im going to try them on, even if they're too small
- Dont worry, your kid will get plenty of sleep
- If your kid doesnt eat everything on thier plate, ill finish it for them
- If they wont stop crying, i will lay in the middle of the floor with my hands over my head
- It doesnt matter when you pay me, weekly or daily, just as long as you do
- I have been known to scoop a blob of chocolate pudding off the floor with a cheese doodle
- If you have security cameras in your house, i wont come
- I will run around the house with a tiara (or a bucket on my head for a hat) if your kid wants me to (thats why i dont want security cameras)
- im sorry if your house is a mess, i try to pick up some of my wreckage
- im sorry if i corrupt your kids mind
- i hate changing diapers, but i do anyway
- if im in a really good mood (or just really bored) ill do your dishes (and even put them away, seeing as ive been through your cabinets and i know where everything is)
- i bet theyll have fun

Love, The Babysitter, Monika

PS- its all true
PPS- i could prolly make this list a whole lot longer