Reasons and Excuses

Excuses and such that might come in handy. Use these directly or as inspiration for your own. No need to give me credit. In fact, I'd rather you didnt.
-to get away with talking to yourself; talk into a cordless phone or cellphone. When someone you dont want to talk to you tries to cut in make an angry face at them and point at the phone.
-to get away with being late to supervision; take out a couple of pieces of paper and maybe a food wrapper from your locker when youre getting books, throw them in your bag, and tell the teacher you were cleaning out your locker. (if you use this often enough your locker will get considerably cleaner. Just make sure you dont use it on the same teacher multiple times)
-to get out of eating dinner or some other family function... the classic play sick. A lot of sicknesses can be brought on by just dwelling on an ache or pain or something, so you can actually make yourself sick, and then make yourself better later. (use sparingly, and dont overdo it, especially before a big event that you actually want to go to because then they might keep you locked up).
-to get out of working out; there are millions. I ate too much, I slept too much, i slept too little, im depressed, i had a really good day, i had a really bad day, i worked a lot yesterday, i already did enough stuff today...


etc.



ill stop for now, i feel like im teaching people how to sneak around. Any specific requests... im welcome to them and I no doubt have a tip or two, or maybe some full out advice for you. get at me... scaredbyme72 is my aim. ;-) hope to hear from you.
one thing.... i will not help you cheat on your boyfriend. maybe getting yourself out of it, but not doing it.

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Love~
The Big M