uh, monika... you dont have jeans on

for people that know me know that i, 99% of the time, wear jeans, so that title would almost imply that im wearing nothing. But i have brown cordouroys (i know thats spelled wrong) on. With pink silk lining in the pockets hee hee. And a stripy t-shirt with a little bitty baby giraffe/deer/i dont know embroidered on it. And sandals my dog chewed on. Theyre green, with white hawaiin print flowers on them. I'm wearing sandals-- so i could say "i dont have mismatched socks on" it would be like "i dont have jeans on".... And my toes are painted blue and green.
I just left and you couldnt even tell until i told you (funny how that works)! Now i have my PENFIELD LACROSSE sweatshirt on. WOOO GO PENFIELD. I dont even live in in penfield. or nearby. or play lacrosse. or know anyone that does. hm. well, its warm!
look up top at the title. see that? the uh monika deal? well, all the best comments people make start with "um, monika" or "uh, monika"... such as.
"oh, monika, we have some medicine for you to pick up in the office..." (and i had just tried to deny being on drugs)(by the way, im not on drugs you know)
"um, monika, we would never have thought of any of these things, so you better stop." (i was telling my siblings everything they shouldnt do when i was in the shower, such as take pills, leave the house, drink something they couldnt identify, run around town...)
"uh, monika, we dont need a heifer. we have you." (just my nice family)
yes i discovered that they all start with a variation of the same word, followed by name. thats how ill know something good is coming. Think about it, maybe its the same way for you. There were more, i mean i know theres oodles more, but more that i actually remembered, that i forgot.
the end.



Love~
Monika =)