Things to do when you are sick
1- walk for miles in 40 degree weather (youll forget youre sick at least)
2- do a presentation when youve lost your voice, people are sure to comment on youre new 'accent'.
3- cough loudly when people you dont like walk by
4- eat lots and lots of cough drops (preferably honey-lemon ;-) )
5- take lots of drugs, such as ibuprofen, sudafed, cough syrup, vitamins...
what was that I just took? It expired in 1934? Psh *takes a couple more* (haha)
6- look for symathy and care from those "certain guy(s)"
7- skip meals
8- when youre starving from skipping meals, go buy yourself a lot of food thats bad for you. This may require another walk in the cold.
9- blink a lot. ( I dont know why lol)
10- enjoy everyones comments like "dude, you look high," (you should respond to this with 'Dude, you ARE high') and "You need a new voice, youre losing yours"
11- get very little sleep
12- take more drugs
13- repeat
if symptoms do not improve, discontinue this plan.
Love~
Mibu
okay. I have no clue where that came from......
=)
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5- take lots of drugs
12- take more drugs
Hmmm Monika .... Makes me wonder???
lol
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