How do you say 'book' in french?

I still have a chapter or so left in my book, but if I get it finished and edited and such before Jan. 15, I can get a free real book copy of it. Isn't that spiffy? But so many people wanted copies, I was thinking there is no way that i could pay to get a bunch printed, but everyone wants to read it. And im going to cherish my one copy that i'll have... but. what if I could get enough people to pay a little bit and I could order a bunch? Wouldn't that be spiffy? I dont think theres enough people though and besides who would want to shell out money for my poopy book lol. They'll all come running back for a refund after they finish it in a day. That would suck and I would cry and go live in a hole in nebraska. No, i wouldnt really id just try again because that's what you should do. Get right back on yuor feet and BEAT THEM UP. I learned some fighting techniques yesterday... hee hee it was fun.
I just thought I'd put that idea here, and say happy hanukka... or however you spell it... and now im going to go about my day.

LOVE!
Monika =)