Rubber Duckie, Youre the One! What about the piza i married? ill get to that.

Im wirting a formal proposal to rubber duckie. literally.

Rubber Duckie-
I love you so much, and i really want to take our relationship a step further. Will you marry me?

Love, hugs, and kisses;
Monika

Why Rubber Duckie you ask? because, guys are mean, and i dont get them, and girls ( well, firstly i dont like girls! not like that) are mean too.
so, ruber duckie and me, weve been together since.... so long i can remember, and im painting him in my art project, and hes just perfect. So to all you guys out there (and maybe even... yikes.... girls....) its too late.
And about that pizza... pizza has a very short life span im sorry to say. I still love my pizza... but hes gone to a better place... pizza heaven... a moment of silence. *nothingness*. *wonders how many letters long a moment of silence is*. now. youre probably wonder why i said ive been with rubber duckie forever, and yet i was married to pizza.... uuuhhh... heh heh dont ask. Im leaving now. And to all the ean people that missed out on me (not like anyone really did), BE NICE so you dont blow it next time.

:-)

Love, (and hugs and kisses for my duckie, with more love);
Monika :-)