Monday, August 09, 2004

here kitty kitty kitty....

Today i saw something morbid and wierd and gross and great. Now what could it be other than something dead and decomposed?
My dadd came inside when i was doing the dishes, and he said "hey, do you wanna come out and see this mummified cat in the ceiling of the icehouse?" and i was like sure... so i wentoutside and got to put on a lovely mask to keep out all the asbestos stuff so i dont die, and i climbed the ladder, **we interrupt this program to announce the ALL NEW rreeeeetrraacctttabblllee sharpie! yes that right ladies and gentleman for one very low price you can take home your very own retractable sharpie! They comein all colors! red! purple! green! yellow! The hardest descion youll have to make is what color to get! Why not get them all folks, before the teenage population of america snatches them up! notice- sharpies are not recommended for young children as they may be come addicted. notice number 2- sharpies are not recommended for people over the age of 22.7 as they may not know how to have enough fun with sharpies. Thank you. now back to your program** and there were theses little hollow eyes staring at me from this leathery face and the body was all rotted away except for some leathery parts, and its little dead smile..... it was so wierd... and then my dadd was like "go get me the wheelbarrow" after i got down, so i did, and i came back, and i was like "i wanna see it again" so he called me a morbid wierd sicko and then he let me. and ive been in an almost good mood ever since. isnt that great? But that along with stephen king books... im gonna keep having wierd dreams... i can still see its little eyes.....

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