Saturday, July 03, 2004

I love you, pizza

I married my pizza today. I wanted to know what being married felt like. so, i gave my pizza a face, declared my love, gave him a kiss, then ate him. And he was good.
But then, i was sad, because the love of my life was gone. so, i found another one, and repeated the proscess. And it was good.
*smiles*

2 Comments:

At 7:01 PM, Blogger Bobby said...

A lot of people tell me that meeting a new pizza is as easy as going to the pizza place and just getting a pizza. They just don't know. I wish it was that easy.

 
At 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wasnt invided to this wedding either!you said i could be your bridesmaid!pff,you'll prolly get divorced anyway..did you ever notice-they wont let gay people get married because 'marriage is saccred' um excuse me if its soo sacred why are divorce rates so high?and why do we have shows like the bachelor/ette and joe millionare and who wants to marry a midget and the new-outback jack?psh

.:*:.Ash.:*:./Cupcake

 

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